At a recent school function, 500 people attended and Rs.500 was collected.
The prices were as follows:
Fathers Rs. 2.00
Mothers Rs. 3.00
Children Rs. 0.48
More mothers than fathers turned up.
How many children were there?
A Skunk Sat On A Stump And Thunk The Stump Stunk;
But The Stump Thunk The Skunk Stunk.
A man walks into his bathroom and shoots himself right between the eyes using a real gun with real bullets.
He walks out alive, with no blood anywhere.
And no, he didn't miss and he wasn't Superman or any other caped crusader.
How did he do this?
What path-breaking happened after the invention of wheel?
I am a 5 letters word.
People eat me.
If you remove my 1st letter I'll be a form of energy.
If you remove my 1st 2 letters, I'll be needed for living.
If you remove my 1st 3 letters, I'll be near you.
If you remove my 1st 4 letters, I'll be a drink for you.
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What am I?
You are riding a horse. In front of you, there is a fire engine. A helicopter is following you. To your left a sports car is driving. To your right there is a depth.
The Question: How can you arrange that you will all stop simultaneously, without crashing and without mutual communication?
There Was A Young Fisher Named Fischer,
Who Fished For A Fish In A Fissure,
The Fish With A Grin,
Pulled The Fisherman In,
Now They're Fishing The Fissure For Fischer!
What is that which goes with a train, comes with a train, is of no use to a train, and yet the train cannot go without it?
Those who try to do something and fail are infinitely better than those who try to do nothing and succeed!
We Can't Stop Love When We Start To Love;
So Shower Your Lover With All Your Love.
A Small Favour That You Can Do For Love;
Is To Return The Love Of Your Great Love!



