Shit-house poets when they die
Should have erected where they lie
In memory of their caustic wit
Where they lie every dipped
A monument of solid shit!

Jesus loves me, this I know - that is why I don't drive slow!

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How many months have 28 days?

Faster than a speeding ticket.

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Take the number of days in a leap year; add the number of months with 30 days; divide by the number of loaves in a baker's dozen; add the number of days in March; add the square root of nine; divide by the number of days in a week.
Which month are you left with?

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I can think of six thin things; and I can think of six thick things too!

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Two fathers took their sons to a fruit stall. Each man and son bought an apple, But when they returned home, they had only 3 apples. They did not eat any, lose any or throw any. How could this be possible?

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She is hot.
She is sweet.
She always needs a lip for a kiss.
The whole world is mad for her.
Who? Who is she?
Do you know

Just be happy I'm not a twin...

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear.
Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair.
Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he?

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