I am an 11 letter word.
1, 2, 3 and 4 make a bank's name.
5, 6 and 7 is a Car brand.
8, 9, 10 and 11 is a mode of transport.
What am I?
Shit-house poets when they die
Should have erected where they lie
In memory of their caustic wit
Where they lie every dipped
A monument of solid shit!
Jesus loves me, this I know - that is why I don't drive slow!
How many months have 28 days?
Faster than a speeding ticket.
Take the number of days in a leap year; add the number of months with 30 days; divide by the number of loaves in a baker's dozen; add the number of days in March; add the square root of nine; divide by the number of days in a week.
Which month are you left with?
I can think of six thin things; and I can think of six thick things too!
Two fathers took their sons to a fruit stall. Each man and son bought an apple, But when they returned home, they had only 3 apples. They did not eat any, lose any or throw any. How could this be possible?
She is hot.
She is sweet.
She always needs a lip for a kiss.
The whole world is mad for her.
Who? Who is she?
Do you know
Just be happy I'm not a twin...
