Pappu took his girlfriend to dinner and she ordered the most expensive dishes in the Menu.
Pappu: Do you eat the same kind of dishes at your mother's?
Girlfriend: The mother doesn't get to screw me after dinner!
When Hugh Hefner dies, will he really be going to a better place?
What's common between Android apps and panties?
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Mehnat Itni Khamoshi Se Karo Ke Safalta Shor Machade.
This somehow reminds us of
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Pregnancy and Child Birth!
A newly wedded husband to his wife after sex, "I'll be frank, you are not the first girl.
Wife: I'll also be frank, you still have to learn a lot!
Why do men like big tits and a tight ass?
Because they've got big mouths and little dicks!
Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
Putting her back in the wheelchair when you're done!
How is a woman like a road?
Both have manholes!
A hilarious spelling mistake behind a truck:
Put 'deeper' at night!
Men are like babies. If you want to shut them up, stick a boob in their mouth!
