I think women's periods should be cancelled until the pandemic is over.
We men are not equipped to handle two life threatening situations at the same time!
Corona has established a connection between the nasal cavity and anus.
Cheenk Aate Hi, Gaand Fat Jaati Hai!
Chinese Govt. released the name of the citizen of Wuhan who was the first carrier of the virus.
His name is Lay Lee Sub Kee!
Therapist: How did you meet your husband?
Lady: I'm a pharmacist. He came to buy condoms and asked for XXXXL.
And only after we got married I realized that he stutters!
My wife is so frigid, her tits must be tips of icebergs.
If being horny were a job, my bestfriend would have been a CEO of it!
When it comes to sex, I really need to have a good connection.
Otherwise, the video keeps buffering and it takes forever to play!
My neighbour with the big boobs has been walking up and down the garden topless all day.
Just wish his wife would do the same!
Helping her with housework so you can get laid later?
That's called choreplay!
Wife: Our vacuum cleaner has stopped sucking.
Husband: Maybe it got married?