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To those who silently laugh at my posts but never react...
may they catch a cramp in their legs while they're having sex!

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A responsible penis wakes up before its owner!

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Pappu: Tumhe Kaisa Boyfriend Chahiye?
Girl: Jo Mujhe Time De, Pyaar De, Respect De, Appreciation De... Tumhein Kaisi Girlfriend Chahiye?
Pappu: Jo Mujhe De!

I am a woman. I have ovaries. That's why I ovary act!

Supreme Court rejects plea to ban porn in India.
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Faith in judiciary restored!

Sometimes life will fuck you and you'll just have to change position and try to enjoy it somehow!

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The latest bra from Victoria's Secret is called Indian cricket. So much form, so much to show but no cup!

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Wife: Alexa, I need to order food for my husband.
Alexa: Don't worry, your husband doesn't really relish food while getting a Thai massage!
#AIJokes

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My wife wanted to disgrace me in the presence of her friends, she said I wasn't good in bed.
She was shocked when they all disagreed with her!

A humble appeal to all the ladies. Please don't wear T-shirts with a lot of printed words on it. It takes time to read all that and then our wives misunderstand us.

Regards,
Married Men Association

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