Principal: Keep your son under proper control.
Santa: What happened, sir?
Principal: In the sex column, he writes - never got an opportunity!
Pappu: Dad, I want to be like you.
Santa (Feeling Proud): That's so nice, son. So you want to be an engineer?
Pappu: No Dad! I too wanna fuck Sapna aunty... she is so fucking hot!
What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
Snowballs!
Shortest matrimonial advertisement ever:
Need a partner for Wine, Dine & 69!
What's the difference between a tyre and 365 used condoms?
One is a Goodyear, and the other's a great year!
Santa: I was screwing my wife last night and she looked back and said, `I'm feeling kinky! Turn off the light and stick it in my ass!`
Banta: Then?
Santa: As soon as I did, she screamed!
Banta: Why?
Santa: I guess maybe next time I should wait for the bulb to cool down first!
A brand new Ajit dialogue:
Mona darling, iss ko sleeping pills ke saath Viagra khilaa do......
`Yeh pada bhi rahega... aur khada bhi rahega`
Chup Tum Raho, Chup Hum Rahe...
The pleasure of 69!
Disappointment (noun):
Running into a wall with an erection and breaking your nose!
VAT-69, when launched in Punjab, resulted in massive protests...
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They thought it was a Tax on Sex!
