Santa: I was screwing my wife last night and she looked back and said, `I'm feeling kinky! Turn off the light and stick it in my ass!`
Banta: Then?
Santa: As soon as I did, she screamed!
Banta: Why?
Santa: I guess maybe next time I should wait for the bulb to cool down first!
A brand new Ajit dialogue:
Mona darling, iss ko sleeping pills ke saath Viagra khilaa do......
`Yeh pada bhi rahega... aur khada bhi rahega`
Chup Tum Raho, Chup Hum Rahe...
The pleasure of 69!
Disappointment (noun):
Running into a wall with an erection and breaking your nose!
VAT-69, when launched in Punjab, resulted in massive protests...
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They thought it was a Tax on Sex!
Shaving pubic hair for women should also be made compulsory as part of Diwali cleaning!
Have a smooth Diwali!
Card playing ladies and guys have a different meaning for:
"I have a good hand!"
May both win their respective games!
Happy gambling during Diwali!
Diwali festivities would be wonderful even for guys if their wives blew their dicks instead of money.
Have a safe Diwali!
Soda becomes Vodka.
Bikes become cars.
Kisses turn into sex. Remember when dad's shoulders were the highest place on earth and mum was your hero?
Race issues were about who ran the fastest.
War was only a card game. The most pain you felt was when you skinned your knees, and goodbyes only meant until tomorrow?
And we couldn't wait to grow up!
Girls in Bangkok are like a box of chocolates... you never know which one has nuts!
