Journalist: Shadi Karke Kya Matlab Niklega?
Priyanka Chopra: Niklega Niklega
Journalist: Wohi Toh Puch Rahi Hun Kya Matlab Niklega.
Priyanka Chopra: Wohi Toh Bata Rahi Hun Nick Lega!
As Rancho said in '3 Idiots'.
"Kaam Chuno Jise Karne Mein Tumhein Maza Aaye".
Had everyone followed that while choosing their careers, many men would have been porn stars!
Men are like shoelaces...
They enter many holes before they tie the knot!
Isn't it funny how a woman can argue nonstop for 3 hours but 2 minutes into a blowjob, and her jaw hurts!
Aurgasm:
A person who derives pleasure in asking 'Aur Batao', 'Aur Dikhao' and 'Aur Kya'?
Just heard that Victoria's Secret launched a new bra called 'CROATIA'.
It has a lot of support, but no cup!
If you can make a woman laugh you are almost there.
If you are almost there and then she laughs, that's a different story!
Bahut Dino Se Ek Sawal Mujhe Pareshan Kar Raha Hai Ki Agar Daakiya Daak Lekar Aata Hai Toh Chutiye Chut Lekar Kyon Nahi Aate!
Which person is completely opposite of Putin?
Nadal!
Divorce Petition:
Judge: So you want a divorce from your husband for attacking you with a deadly weapon?
Wife: No. I want a divorce for attacking me every night with a dead weapon!
