Why do 'balls' equate to toughness and 'pussy' equates to weakness when even the slightest flick to the nuts sends a guy to his knees and vaginas can push out an entire human being?
My penis was in the Guinness Book of Records...
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until the librarian kicked me out!
Vaginas are like the weather.
When it's wet, it's time to go inside!
Premature Ejaqueuelation:
Money getting over before you reach the beginning of the ATM queue!
Govt. has just issued directive and limit for ladies to keep Rs.100 note in their bras as per their size.
Any lady violating the limit will be prosecuted.
Bra size 26: 4 notes
28-32: 6-8 notes
34-36: 10-15 notes
36-40: 25-35 notes
Above 40: 45 notes + You can give commercial service to public for storage.
Service tax applicable as per norms!
Most ladies will have to change their bra sizes from 34B to 38D to accommodate 100 Rs notes!
If Indians had realized the importance of withdrawal at the right time... there wouldn't be so much of a crowd in banks today!
Trump was like porn. Everybody liked and watched but nobody admitted in pre-polls!
Ek Sunar Ki Biwi Ko 101 Ladkiyan Thi. Media Wale Unke Ghar Pahunch Gaye.
Reporter: Behen Kya Ye 101 Ladkiyan Aap Ki Hain? Aurat: Nahi, 100 Sunar Ki 1 Lohar Ki!
Ladka: Kash Main Tera Blouse Hota, To Sara Din Tere Se Chipka Rehta.
Ladki: Fir Saara Maza Koi Aur Leta Aur Tu Khidki Pe Tanga Jhool Raha Hota!
