There was a young gal from Wick,
Who asked her mum - what's a prick?
Her mother said Annie -
It goes up your fanny
And jumps up and down till it's sick!
Teacher: Complete the sentence...
"If my cup is only half full..."
Pappu: May be you need a smaller Bra!
Teacher: GET OUT!
Banta: Why are you so tense?
Santa: My wife needs some or the other reason for fighting.
Banta: Why what happened?
Santa: We both were excited and about to start having sex. She removed her top and jeans... I just asked why are you wearing your sister's bra... She started fighting!
Employee: Sir, Salary Kitni Badha Rahe Ho Iss Saal?
Boss: ➰〰
Employee: Yeh Kya Hai?
Boss: Jhaant Barabar!
He: 🐕
She: Kya?
He: DO GI!
What do you call Indrani's vagina?
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Octopussy
Difference between education and experience?
Education - Duniya Gol Hai!
Experience - Duniya Madarchod Hai।
DJ Waale Baabu Mera Gaana Baja Do
DJ Waale Baabu Mera Gaana Baja Do
DJ Waale Baabu Mera Gaana Baja Do
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DJ: Gaana Toh Bata, Maa Ki Laawri!
One sperm has 37.5 MB of DNA information in it, which means a normal intercourse represents a data transfer of 1587 GB in about 3 seconds...
And we think 4G is fast!
A very caring sentence written on the T-shirt of a girl walking on the road:
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"You are not looking at the road, please be careful!`
