Santa visited his doctor and told him, "I need my sex drive lowered."
The doctor, incredulous, said, "What? You want your sex drive lowered?"
To which Santa replied, "It's all in my head; I need it LOWERED!"
Girlfriend: You have to choose between me or your father.
Boyfriend: Yeh To Chut-Ya-Paa Ho Geya!
Arguing over a girl's breast size is like choosing between Kingfisher, Foster:s, Carlsberg & Budweiser.
Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available!
🇺🇸: Can I buy you a drink?
🇮🇳: Degi?
🇺🇸: She's out of your league bro.
🇮🇳: Bhai Nahi Degi!
You can't spell advertisements without semen between the tits!
Snow is like a cock.
It's measured in inches and soft to the touch cums when you least expect it; and it never gets as deep as you would like it.
Driving in the snow is like eating pussy, if you don't slow and pay attention you could slide into the asshole infront of you!
A Million Dollar Advice:
Before making any costly promise to a woman, masturbate twice.
It may change your opinion!
If a guy is addicted to masturbating but then gets addicted to sex, is it fair to say his addiction got out of hand?
An ISRO Scientist on the first night to his wife: Darling, shall I take you to the Moon first or the Jupiter first?
Wife: Let me see the rocket first!
