There is love without sex and there's sex without love.
And then there are we married couples without both!
Neighbour's 8-year-old son: Corona Ne Meri Aadhi Zaydad Hadap Lee.
Me: Wo Kaise?
He: My Mom is pregnant!
When love sucks, love the one who sucks!
I was so innocent during my college days.
When my girlfriend asked me to do the missionary, I quit college and joined the seminary!
There is no difference between a bar and a bra. Once these two are opened men go crazy. Now imagine a girl called Barbra!
Boy: Can I confess something?
Girl: Sure.
Boy: Your smile is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
Girl: Kuch Bhi Bolo, Main Nahi Dungi!
Date a guitarist he knows how to move his fingers at the right place and at the right time!
There's a push-up bra for women. There's no push-up underwear for men.
Why?
Agar Waqt Ungli Karna Band Kar De To Khush Mat Hona...
Ho Sakta Hai Woh Bamboo Lene Geya Ho!
Girl: Tum Dikhne Mein Itne Acche Ho Phir Bhi Single, Aisa Kyun?
Boy: Ab Kya Karein Khoobsurat Ladkiyon Ko Chutiye Ladke Pasand Aate Hain.
Girl: Par Mera Wala Chutiya Nahi Hai.
Boy: Tu Kaun Si Khoobsurat Hai!