A smile to put you on a high... A kiss to set your soul all right... Would it be all right if I spent tonight being loved by you???
When u don't know whether to luv or hate, when u r in confused state, don't feel and don't debate, just sit alone & ...... MASTURBATE
Taxi driver: Mam, u r the 3rd pregnant lady whom I'm dropping to Airport today.
Lady: But I'm not pregnant.
Driver: But we hvn't reached airport yet.
Wives r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Callgirls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.
Heaven is when u have both girls and bottles of beer. Hell is when u discover that the bottles have holes and the girls don't.
Medical News: Patients do well when transfused chicken blood instead of human blood?
Men get more cocky and women lay better.
What is the difference between cheating ur wife and cheating on the taxman?
If u get caught, the taxman still want to screw you.
Whenever u feel low, depressed or useless, remember that u r the same sperm that won a battle against a million others.
Shoe laces and smart men have one thing in common... They keep in touch with severel holes simultaneously.
A frustrated father's defensive reply in a sms msg to his offensive unruly son... I should have wasted u in the bathroom!
