Tum Bas Dil Lagao, Lavde Apne Aap Lag Jayange!
The clitoris has 8,000 nerve endings and it still isn't as sensitive as some of the Cunts on Social Media!
I went to a bar on the weekend and the sign read:
Hamburgers Pound 1:00
Cheeseburgers Pound 2:00
Hand Job Pound 3:00 (Oh yes!!)
I called the attractive blonde behind the bar across to enquire. "Can I help you?" she asked with a big smile. "I was wondering (I whispered) Are you the one who gives them ummm!! Hand Jobs?"
"Yessssss" she almost purrs
"I am" "Well wash your hands," I said, "I want a cheeseburger!!"
Why do squirrels swim on their backs?
To keep their nuts dry!
I'm always Frank with my sexual partners.
I don't want them to know my real name!
Relatives: Beta, Tumhara Naam Kya Hai?
Boy: Ji Bunty:
Relatives: Yeh Toh Ghar Ka Kaam Hai, School Mein Kya Bulaate Hain?
Boy: Bunty, Behen Ke Lode!
There's a big difference between men and women when they say they finished a whole box of tissues watching that film last night!
People always tell me to practice safe sex but I tried it and my dick couldn't fit into the tiny keyhole!
My neighbour's wife discovered that I am active in the stock market.
Every morning she asks, "Aaj Chadega Kya?"
Do you also imagine the bride and groom having sex when you go to a wedding or are you normal?
