Relatives: Beta, Tumhara Naam Kya Hai?
Boy: Ji Bunty:
Relatives: Yeh Toh Ghar Ka Kaam Hai, School Mein Kya Bulaate Hain?
Boy: Bunty, Behen Ke Lode!
There's a big difference between men and women when they say they finished a whole box of tissues watching that film last night!
People always tell me to practice safe sex but I tried it and my dick couldn't fit into the tiny keyhole!
My neighbour's wife discovered that I am active in the stock market.
Every morning she asks, "Aaj Chadega Kya?"
Do you also imagine the bride and groom having sex when you go to a wedding or are you normal?
A man admitted his pregnant wife to the hospital.
Doctor: The baby is coming early.
Lady: Like father, like son!
The reason women will never start proposing is that the moment they get on their knees...
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Men will start unzipping!
We need a campaign to make the Chinese release Ma.
And it would be called the 'Ma Chuda' campaign!
Santa visited his doctor and told him, "I need my sex drive lowered."
The doctor, incredulous, said, "What? You want your sex drive lowered?"
To which Santa replied, "It's all in my head; I need it LOWERED!"
Girlfriend: You have to choose between me or your father.
Boyfriend: Yeh To Chut-Ya-Paa Ho Geya!