In a battle between my heart and my head... I always listen to my stomach!
Sympathy... you can get from anyone.
But jealousy... you have to earn it!
I just saw some idiot at the gym.
He put a water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill!
March, April, May
Remdesivir - not available
Oxygen cylinders - not available
Hospital beds - not available
June/July
Shimla - Sold out!
Mussoorie- Sold out!
Manali - Sold out!
SPIRIT OF INDIA
I'm a grown-up and mature man and I do whatever the hell my wife wants me to do.
Period!
My wife said, "You really have no sense of direction, do you?"
I said, "Where did that come from?"
People judge other people by their actions, while you judge yourself by your thoughts!
I have become a successful husband by letting my wife speak all the time!
One day while in heaven, Mahatma Gandhi went to God and enquired what was the status of the three monkeys?
The God replied: They were all very happy. The blind one has become judiciary, the deaf is now the govt. and the mute are citizens!
To be safe, I bought my wife a Father's Day gift!
