A lot of people have been asking for recommendations on what to watch during the lockdown.
I strongly recommend you watch your weight!
My wife orders from Amazon so frequently that today one of the delivery guys invited her to his daughter's marriage!
Israel has been in the news. Quotes from some famous Jews.
The first Jew is Moses. He said, "Law is Everything."
Then came Jesus. He said, "Love is Everything"
Then came the third Jew, Karl Marx. He said, "Capital is Everything"
Next is Sigmund Freud. He said, "Mind is Everything."
Then came Albert Einstein. You know what he said. "Everything is Relative!"
Those were the days when the weather was the least trusted part of the news?
Now, everything has changed!
To test if a person has Ego, tell him to stop being egoistic. His reaction would tell you if he is or not!
Babuji Ne Kaha Hcq, Ivermectin, Chhod Do.
Sab Ne Kaha Azithrodoxy, Favi, Toci Chhod Do.
Paro Ne Kaha Plasma Chhod Do.
Aaj Tumne Keh Diya Remdesivir Chhod Do.
Ek Din Aayega Jab Woh Kahenge, Oxygen Hi Chhod Do!
#COVID19
I just watched Radhe for 20 minutes for Salman Khan.
And I realised the importance of Stop Loss applies to movies as well!
#stoploss
Marriage is all about 'give and take'. My wife gives me advice and I take it!
China released COVID in India. We should release Radhe in China. Eent Ka Jawaab Patthar!
MET - Cyclone is coming, please be safe! Mumbaikars - Bhai Already Ghar Pe Hain Ab Kya Bathroom Mein Chup Jayein!
