Wife clicks a picture of her food she prepared for dinner and uploads on Facebook.
One hour later at dinner time, she served food to her husband.
Husband: The food tastes awful.
Wife: 523 people have liked and 102 people have commented appreciating it. It's only you who always have a problem with my cooking!
It's time to just be happy.
Being sad, angry, and overthinking isn't worth it anymore.
Just let things flow. Be Positive!
Let your dreams be bigger than your fears and your actions be louder than your words!
Remember: when you talk, you only repeat what you already know. If you listen, you may learn something!
Kamal Haasan has launched his own party.
That's so selfish of him... considering BJP has been promoting him since 1980 by telling voters - "Kamal Ko Vote Dein!"
Ever since they've found out that Abhishek Singhvi's wife has purchased 6 items from stores of Nirav Modi, I'm really scared about my connections with the absconding Vijay Mallya.
I've purchased loads of Kingfisher beer till now!
Until you change your thinking, you will always recycle your experiences!
Patient: Dr, I have a problem with my eyes. I see something coming from far but when I reach there it's nothing there.
Doctor: It's a new disease called.... "Achhe Din deficiency syndrome"!
New Rule applied by Banks for loan:
Passport Do, Loan Lo!
I made a lot of mistakes in my past. But if you judge me on what I did in my past, then you don't belong in my future!
