If you are depressed confused or hurt, don't worry, go in front of the mirror, you will find the best person who will solve your problems.
Trust yourself!
Lower class gets Subsidy
Upper Class gets Rebates
The middle class gets only TV debates!
All I want in life is to lose weight and gain money.
Instead, I am, gaining weight and losing money!
This year's Budget is like:
1. No tax on sports shoes for handicaps
2. Deceased persons now do not need to file Income Tax Returns from the 2nd year onwards of their death
3. Pregnant women do not need to buy half ticket for their unborn babies.
4. GST abolished on Adventure Sports for super senior citizens above 80 years of age.
5. No GST on Circus, Cinema or any kind of exhibition shows for blinds!
I fall, I make mistakes, I learn, I've been hurt but I'm alive. I'm human, I'm not perfect but I'm thankful!
Mitron!
Kal Chand Dekh Liya Na, Aaj Budget Ke Baad Din Mein Taare Dikhenge!
In life, many things don't go according to plan. If you fall, get back up. If you stumble, re-gain your balance. Never give up!
Not every dream comes true, but then not every nightmare comes true either!
Pain makes you stronger, tears makes you braver, heartbreak makes you wiser, so thank the past for a better future!
No one scored more than 18 runs in this Pakistani innings. They misunderstood the meaning of "Under-19" cricket!
