The Meghan and Harry story teaches us that you can be the son of a Princess and the grandson of a Queen... but in the end, you have to do what your wife says!
1st year of marriage: Holding your wife's hands and looking into her eyes, it's called romance. 10th year of marriage: Holding your wife's hands and looking into her eyes, it's called self-defense!
Husband: You know, the female black widow spider kills the male spider after mating. I don't understand why. Wife: I'm pretty sure it's to stop the male from snoring before it starts!
Law of Karma is the ultimate Justice and it is not a punishment, but a liberation!
Wisdom is not cheap. It costs ego, hatred, desire, solitude and some really hard life-lessons!
My wife and I had a huge argument as to whose turn it was to do laundry. Eventually, I folded!
A psychiatrist is a person who asks you so many questions for money that your wife asks you for free!
Life doesn't get easier. You get weirder!
Last night during the argument, my wife and I had some words, but I never got a chance to use mine!
The best way to win an argument with your wife is to fake a heart attack!
