You have to train your mind to be stronger than your emotions or else you will lose yourself every time!
Wife: Darling, we should get married again on our 25th anniversary. Husband: Yeah, and this time let's choose our partners wisely!
Drink and drive should not be a problem now! After all, how many will be able to afford alcohol and petrol on the same day?
An hour of daily exercise is a great way to reduce your blood pressure. An easier way is not to get married!
I was mugged by a thief last night on my way home. Pointing a knife at me he asked me "Your money or your life!" I told him I am married so I have no money and no life. We hugged and cried together. It was a beautiful moment!
Now that Disha Ravi has been granted bail, I can put my toolkit back in the car! #DishaRavi #Toolkit
ਅਉਖੀ ਘੜੀ ਨ ਦੇਖਣ ਦੇਈ ਅਪਨਾ ਬਿਰਦੁ ਸਮਾਲੇ ॥ ਹਾਥ ਦੇਇ ਰਾਖੈ ਅਪਨੇ ਕਉ ਸਾਸਿ ਸਾਸਿ ਪ੍ਰਤਿਪਾਲੇ ॥੧॥ He does not let His devotees see the difficult times; this is His innate nature. Giving His hand, He protects His devotee; with each and every breath, He cherishes him. ||1|| ~ SGGS Ji Ang: 682
The Monk who sold his Ferrari knew about the petrol price hike!
Fillionaire: One who can afford a full fuel tank in India!
It's my wife's 60th birthday next week. I asked her what she would like. She said, a divorce, but I wasn't planning on spending that much!
