I was planning to buy a GPS for my car, but then I remembered that I have this magical ring on my finger that connects me to the woman sitting on the passenger seat who knows everything. So I dropped the plan!
Sachin, Akshay, Ajay, Suniel and Karan Johar have... "Marked Themselves Safe" from CBI, NCB, ED and IT raids! #FarmersProtest #FarmBills #FarmLaws
Whenever my wife's friends see me, they always ask my wife...
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`How did this happen?`
For a long and happy married life, you need:
1)Trust
2) Good communication
3) Intimacy
4) Alcohol
Exchange of text messages: Husband: You are negative Wife: And you are stubborn, arrogant, a low life, care about no one but yourself and your friends, all you are interested in is your own self, all your life not fulfilled even one of your promises. It is only I who is putting up with such a miser and insensitive man. You good for nothing, fat, ugly man. Even your hair transplant failed. Husband: I was just informing you that your Covid test is negative. Wife: Oh... sorry!
Govt announced highway projects in 4 poll-bound states. Then imposed a cess on petrol and diesel so that people won't need them! #Budget2021
ਖੁਦੀ ਮਿਟੀ ਤਬ ਸੁਖ ਭਏ ਮਨ ਤਨ ਭਏ ਅਰੋਗ।। ਜਦੋਂ ਅੰਦਰੋਂ ਮੈਂ ਮੇਰੀ ਹਉਮੈ ਦੂਰ ਹੋ ਜਾਂਦੀ ਹੈ, ਉਦੋਂ ਆਤਮਿਕ ਆਨੰਦ ਮਿਲਦਾ ਹੈ, ਜਿਸਦੀ ਬਰਕਤਿ ਨਾਲ ਇਸ ਦਾ ਮਨ ਤੇ ਤਨ ਨਰੋਏ ਹੋ ਜਾਂਦੇ ਹਨ। When selfishness is erased, peace comes, And the mind and body are healed!
ਅੰਮ੍ਰਿਤ ਹਰਿ ਕਾ ਨਾਮੁ ਹੈ ਵਰਸੈ ਕਿਰਪਾ ਧਾਰਿ।।
The Name of the Lord is Ambrosial Nectar;
the Lord showers His Grace, and it rains down!
~ Sri Guru Granth Sahib Ji - Ang: 1281
11 AM:
Nirmala Sitharaman starts the budget speech.
11:05 AM:
Arnab Goswami: This budget is historic!
What is the similarity between your wife and your boss?
Both of them think they know everything!
