Control your "Anger" because it is just one letter away from "D'anger"!
After the recent incidents in America, Mexico has decided that they will pay for the wall.
And Canada wants one too!
Americans recently found out that it's much easier for them to change Presidents in other countries than they can do in their own country!
If the United States saw what the United States is doing in the United States, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States!
The kind of stress that I get from my wife watching me wash the dishes while she waits to inspect them is inexplicable!
Having a wife is a stress reliever as you need not worry if you are right or wrong.
You are always wrong!
Whenever my wife asks me where WE should have our dinner, what she really wants me to do is to guess where SHE wants to have dinner!
Pro Tip:
Marriage works perfectly when both the husband and the wife decide that the wife should decide everything!
Marriage teaches you a lot of things.
For example, my wife has so far taught me in 47 different ways why I am always wrong!
When my wife asks me if she looks fat in her new dress, simply saying 'No' isn't enough.
I've to give her a couple of solid reasons why I think she's not looking fat. A 30 minute Power Point Presentation & an analysis in Excel are also expected!
