Rainy days are so good. You can open all the windows and drink a cold beer in your underwear.
Not sure why my Uber driver is threatening to call the cops!
My wife is very simple and has only two permanent problems:
1. Nothing to wear
2. No place to keep all her clothes
My uncle has 2 Dobermans called Rolex and Timex.
They are watch dogs!
Did you hear about the big Lego sale?
People were lined up for blocks!
It was on this auspicious day that Lord Krishna was born to fight against inhumanity and save humankind. Let us reinforce our faith in God today.
Happy Janamashtami!
Let there be love, happiness, and laughter in your life with Lord Krishna's blessings.
Wishing you and your family a very Happy Janmashtami!
May Lord Krishna's flute invite the melody of love into your life. May Radha's love teaches not only how to love but to love eternally.
Happy Krishna Janmashtami!
Celebrate the birth of Lord Krishna who enchants everyone with his playful mischiefs.
Have a happy and blessed Krishna Janmashtami!
Why do programmers prefer the dark?
Because the light attracts bugs!
The police just pulled me over and said, "Papers?"
I said, "Scissors, I win!" and drove off.
I think he wants a rematch - he's been chasing me for 45 minutes!