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~ Woody AllenIf you want to make God laugh tell Him about your plans. -
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~ Woody AllenMoney is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. -
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~ Woody AllenI believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic. -
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~ Woody AllenDon't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love. -
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~ Woody AllenSex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman. -
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~ Woody AllenIs sex dirty? Only when it's being done right. -
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~ Woody AllenI don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer. -
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~ Woody AllenMy brain: it's my second favorite organ. -
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~ Woody AllenMoney is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. -
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~ Woody AllenI'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
