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Upload to Facebook How do the lawyers lie?
First they lie on the one side and then on the other side! -
Upload to Facebook Whenever I think I finally understand women's logic, my wife says things like she can't wear those shoes with those earrings! -
Upload to Facebook My wife's pretty awesome. Her car has reverse parking sensors, a rear-view camera and automatic park assist.
Still, she managed to hit a pole on the footpath! -
Upload to Facebook Dear Women,
Do you ever wonder what it feels like to be wrong? -
Upload to Facebook Music Teacher: What's your favourite musical instrument?
Pappu: The lunch bell! -
Upload to Facebook This joke is logically consistent:
Banta: Bhai Third Wave Aa Rahi Hai, Phir Bhi Lockdown Hata Diya.
Santa: Bhai Lockdown Nahi Hatega To Third Wave Kaise Aayegi! -
Upload to Facebook Preeto: Why is your husband acting weird?
Jeeto: He is not acting! -
Upload to Facebook Isn't it weird that students going to law school are seen as bright and upstanding citizens, but lawyers are often ridiculed by society? -
Upload to Facebook Girl: Can you buy me glasses, my eyesight is getting weak.
Pappu: Look above what is that?
Girl: Sun.
Pappu: You can see the sun which is so far away from here. How more far do you wanna see? -
Upload to Facebook Dealing with women is like playing chess. I don't know how to play chess!
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