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Upload to Facebook Maybe God made men physically stronger because they have to carry all that audacity! -
Upload to Facebook Women's memory itself was a nightmare for men.
Now they supplement it with screenshots as well.
Men don't stand a chance! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: I get brain freeze whenever I eat ice cream.
Santa: I never get any brain freeze.
Jeeto: You don't have a brain, that's why!JeetoPreeto / Funny / Marriage -
Upload to Facebook Waiter: Sir, Aap Kya Lenge?
Santa: Ek Butter Chicken Aur Paanch Naan.
Waiter: Aur Dessert Mein Aapko Kya Pasand Hai?
Santa: Oonth Ki Sawaari! -
Upload to Facebook My wife & her friends joined the gym together and started with three sets of vigorous selfies! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: My wife keeps on checking my messages to see if I'm flirting with any girls.
Santa: That's nothing bro. My wife saw a photo of me in kindergarten kissing a girl & she spent 6 months searching for that girl on FB, made friends with her & then asked her if she's in touch with me! -
Upload to Facebook Doctor: Who did this to you?
Santa: Wife.
Doctor: Why?
Santa: She complained that I don't lift even a finger to help her with housework.
Doctor: Then?
Santa: It seems I lifted the wrong finger! -
Upload to Facebook If women ruled the world, there would be no wars.
Just a number of countries not talking to each other! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: I love animals.
Pappu: My mom calls me, Kutta! -
Upload to Facebook The snoring of men is the Karma of women.
Women don't shut up all day and men don't shut up all night!
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