| Dear Women, Do you ever wonder what it feels like to be wrong? |
| Music Teacher: What's your favourite musical instrument? Pappu: The lunch bell! |
| This joke is logically consistent: Banta: Bhai Third Wave Aa Rahi Hai, Phir Bhi Lockdown Hata Diya. Santa: Bhai Lockdown Nahi Hatega To Third Wave Kaise Aayegi! |
| Preeto: Why is your husband acting weird? Jeeto: He is not acting! |
| Isn't it weird that students going to law school are seen as bright and upstanding citizens, but lawyers are often ridiculed by society? |
| Girl: Can you buy me glasses, my eyesight is getting weak. Pappu: Look above what is that? Girl: Sun. Pappu: You can see the sun which is so far away from here. How more far do you wanna see? |
| Dealing with women is like playing chess. I don't know how to play chess! |
| Maybe God made men physically stronger because they have to carry all that audacity! |
| Women's memory itself was a nightmare for men. Now they supplement it with screenshots as well. Men don't stand a chance! |
| Jeeto: I get brain freeze whenever I eat ice cream. Santa: I never get any brain freeze. Jeeto: You don't have a brain, that's why! |
