Preeto: Why is your husband acting weird? Jeeto: He is not acting! |
Isn't it weird that students going to law school are seen as bright and upstanding citizens, but lawyers are often ridiculed by society? |
Girl: Can you buy me glasses, my eyesight is getting weak. Pappu: Look above what is that? Girl: Sun. Pappu: You can see the sun which is so far away from here. How more far do you wanna see? |
Dealing with women is like playing chess. I don't know how to play chess! |
Maybe God made men physically stronger because they have to carry all that audacity! |
Women's memory itself was a nightmare for men. Now they supplement it with screenshots as well. Men don't stand a chance! |
Jeeto: I get brain freeze whenever I eat ice cream. Santa: I never get any brain freeze. Jeeto: You don't have a brain, that's why! |
Waiter: Sir, Aap Kya Lenge? Santa: Ek Butter Chicken Aur Paanch Naan. Waiter: Aur Dessert Mein Aapko Kya Pasand Hai? Santa: Oonth Ki Sawaari! |
My wife & her friends joined the gym together and started with three sets of vigorous selfies! |
Banta: My wife keeps on checking my messages to see if I'm flirting with any girls. Santa: That's nothing bro. My wife saw a photo of me in kindergarten kissing a girl & she spent 6 months searching for that girl on FB, made friends with her & then asked her if she's in touch with me! |