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  • Preeto: Why is your husband acting weird?<br/>
Jeeto: He is not acting!Upload to Facebook
    Preeto: Why is your husband acting weird?
    Jeeto: He is not acting!
  • Isn't it weird that students going to law school are seen as bright and upstanding citizens, but lawyers are often ridiculed by society?Upload to Facebook
    Isn't it weird that students going to law school are seen as bright and upstanding citizens, but lawyers are often ridiculed by society?
  • Girl: Can you buy me glasses, my eyesight is getting weak.<br/>
Pappu: Look above what is that?<br/>
Girl: Sun.<br/>
Pappu: You can see the sun which is so far away from here. How more far do you wanna see?Upload to Facebook
    Girl: Can you buy me glasses, my eyesight is getting weak.
    Pappu: Look above what is that?
    Girl: Sun.
    Pappu: You can see the sun which is so far away from here. How more far do you wanna see?
  • Dealing with women is like playing chess. I don't know how to play chess!Upload to Facebook
    Dealing with women is like playing chess. I don't know how to play chess!
  • Maybe God made men physically stronger because they have to carry all that audacity!Upload to Facebook
    Maybe God made men physically stronger because they have to carry all that audacity!
  • Women's memory itself was a nightmare for men.<br/>
Now they supplement it with screenshots as well.<br/>
Men don't stand a chance!Upload to Facebook
    Women's memory itself was a nightmare for men.
    Now they supplement it with screenshots as well.
    Men don't stand a chance!
  • Jeeto: I get brain freeze whenever I eat ice cream.<br/>
Santa: I never get any brain freeze.<br/>
Jeeto: You don't have a brain, that's why!Upload to Facebook
    Jeeto: I get brain freeze whenever I eat ice cream.
    Santa: I never get any brain freeze.
    Jeeto: You don't have a brain, that's why!
  • Waiter: Sir, Aap Kya Lenge?<br/>
Santa: Ek Butter Chicken Aur Paanch Naan.<br/>
Waiter: Aur Dessert Mein Aapko Kya Pasand Hai?<br/>
Santa: Oonth Ki Sawaari!Upload to Facebook
    Waiter: Sir, Aap Kya Lenge?
    Santa: Ek Butter Chicken Aur Paanch Naan.
    Waiter: Aur Dessert Mein Aapko Kya Pasand Hai?
    Santa: Oonth Ki Sawaari!
  • My wife & her friends joined the gym together and started with three sets of vigorous selfies!Upload to Facebook
    My wife & her friends joined the gym together and started with three sets of vigorous selfies!
  • Banta: My wife keeps on checking my messages to see if I'm flirting with any girls.<br/>
Santa: That's nothing bro. My wife saw a photo of me in kindergarten kissing a girl & she spent 6 months searching for that girl on FB, made friends with her & then asked her if she's in touch with me!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: My wife keeps on checking my messages to see if I'm flirting with any girls.
    Santa: That's nothing bro. My wife saw a photo of me in kindergarten kissing a girl & she spent 6 months searching for that girl on FB, made friends with her & then asked her if she's in touch with me!
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