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![Doctor: Who did this to you?<br/>
Santa: Wife.<br/>
Doctor: Why?<br/>
Santa: She complained that I don't lift even a finger to help her with housework.<br/>
Doctor: Then?<br/>
Santa: It seems I lifted the wrong finger!]()
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Santa: Wife.
Doctor: Why?
Santa: She complained that I don't lift even a finger to help her with housework.
Doctor: Then?
Santa: It seems I lifted the wrong finger! -
![If women ruled the world, there would be no wars.<br/>
Just a number of countries not talking to each other!]()
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Just a number of countries not talking to each other! -
![Girl: I love animals.<br/>
Pappu: My mom calls me, Kutta!]()
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Pappu: My mom calls me, Kutta! -
![The snoring of men is the Karma of women.<br/>
Women don't shut up all day and men don't shut up all night!]()
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Women don't shut up all day and men don't shut up all night! -
![Dentist: You need a crown.<br/>
Girl: Finally, someone who understands me!]()
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Girl: Finally, someone who understands me! -
![Girls bring up their boyfriends to get guys to stop flirting with them, guys bring up their girlfriends to indicate that they're not flirting!]()
Upload to Facebook Girls bring up their boyfriends to get guys to stop flirting with them, guys bring up their girlfriends to indicate that they're not flirting! -
![The biggest difference between men and women is that men will apologize for something they did in a women's dream!]()
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![Santa visited a dentist named Simran. She asked, `Where are you feeling the pain?`<br/>
Santa: Jaw Simran Jaw!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa visited a dentist named Simran. She asked, "Where are you feeling the pain?"
Santa: Jaw Simran Jaw! -
![Behind a crazy woman is a man who made her that way!]()
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![Doctor: How many drinks do you have per week?<br/>
Santa: I don't know. I am an alcoholic, not an accountant!]()
Upload to Facebook Doctor: How many drinks do you have per week?
Santa: I don't know. I am an alcoholic, not an accountant!
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