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![On Jeeto's birthday, Santa asked her, `Can I get you a diamond necklace, for your birthday?`<br/>
Jeeto: Nothing would please me more.<br/>
So he got her Nothing. Santa will always be grateful to his English teacher!]()
Upload to Facebook On Jeeto's birthday, Santa asked her, "Can I get you a diamond necklace, for your birthday?"
Jeeto: Nothing would please me more.
So he got her Nothing. Santa will always be grateful to his English teacher! -
![Blonde: Do you have any children?<br/>
Man: Yes, I have one that's just under two.<br/>
Blonde: I may be blonde, but I know how many one is!]()
Upload to Facebook Blonde: Do you have any children?
Man: Yes, I have one that's just under two.
Blonde: I may be blonde, but I know how many one is! -
![Men are like dogs. They're fun to be with but it's better to have a leash on them so that they don't go out of control!]()
Upload to Facebook Men are like dogs. They're fun to be with but it's better to have a leash on them so that they don't go out of control! -
![You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework.<br/>
You can't have both!<br/>
~ A Mom]()
Upload to Facebook You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework.
You can't have both!
~ A Mom -
![Pro Tip:<br/>
Don't ever trust a woman who says she's bad at remembering things!]()
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Don't ever trust a woman who says she's bad at remembering things! -
![Pro Tip for Men:<br />
If you are planning to propose to your girlfriend then instead of spending all your money on a diamond ring, invest in a good comfortable couch. Because after marriage, she's gonna use the ring and you'll use the couch!]()
Upload to Facebook Pro Tip for Men:
If you are planning to propose to your girlfriend then instead of spending all your money on a diamond ring, invest in a good comfortable couch. Because after marriage, she's gonna use the ring and you'll use the couch! -
![Not to brag but women have often described me as `Who's that guy and why is he listening to our conversation?`]()
Upload to Facebook Not to brag but women have often described me as "Who's that guy and why is he listening to our conversation?" -
![A guy can decline an invitation by saying his girlfriend won't let him go and everyone will likely understand. But if a girl declines an invitation by saying her boyfriend won't let her go, people will likely get concerned!]()
Upload to Facebook A guy can decline an invitation by saying his girlfriend won't let him go and everyone will likely understand. But if a girl declines an invitation by saying her boyfriend won't let her go, people will likely get concerned! -
![My wife has two cupboards full of 'I have nothing to wear'!]()
Upload to Facebook My wife has two cupboards full of 'I have nothing to wear'! -
![When a man says `fine` during an argument, it means that he really is fine & the fight is over.<br/>
When a woman says `fine` during an argument, it means that she's not at all fine and war is just about to start!]()
Upload to Facebook When a man says "fine" during an argument, it means that he really is fine & the fight is over.
When a woman says "fine" during an argument, it means that she's not at all fine and war is just about to start!
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