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Upload to Facebook Pro Tip:
Don't ever trust a woman who says she's bad at remembering things! -
Upload to Facebook Pro Tip for Men:
If you are planning to propose to your girlfriend then instead of spending all your money on a diamond ring, invest in a good comfortable couch. Because after marriage, she's gonna use the ring and you'll use the couch! -
Upload to Facebook Not to brag but women have often described me as "Who's that guy and why is he listening to our conversation?" -
Upload to Facebook A guy can decline an invitation by saying his girlfriend won't let him go and everyone will likely understand. But if a girl declines an invitation by saying her boyfriend won't let her go, people will likely get concerned! -
Upload to Facebook My wife has two cupboards full of 'I have nothing to wear'! -
Upload to Facebook When a man says "fine" during an argument, it means that he really is fine & the fight is over.
When a woman says "fine" during an argument, it means that she's not at all fine and war is just about to start! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Aaj Ki Online Class Khatam, Kuchh Doubt Ho Toh Puchho?
Pappu: Beech Mein Jo Chai Dene Aayi Thi, Woh Aapki Beti Thi Kya? -
Upload to Facebook At Vaccination Centre: Nurse: Sir Kaun Si Chalegi? Indian, Russian, American? Santa: Main Soch Raha Tha Pehle Vaccine Lagwa Leta Hun! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Hello, is this the helpline for alcoholics? Lady: Yes sir. How can I help you? Santa: Can you tell me how to make a Pina Colada? -
Upload to Facebook My dentist told me "This might hurt a little bit. Are you ready?" I said, "Yes, I'm ready." He said, "I'm sleeping with your wife!"
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