India has only one hope. Get Rajinikanth to vaccinate Corona! |
Santa: I call my wife Fitbit. Banta: Is it because she's health-conscious? Santa: No, it's because whenever she sees me sitting idle, she tells me to move around and do something! |
Santa: My boss says that an employee like me is hard to find. Banta: Because you're good at your job? Santa: No, it's because most of the time I'm in the toilet! |
Santa: My wife said that I was wrong about something I told her but I knew I was right. But I kept quiet. Banta: Why? You should have told her that she was wrong. Santa: I may be right, but I'm definitely not stupid! |
Santa: My wife drives like lightning. Banta: She drives fast? Santa: Na, she just hits the trees! |
Interviewer: We are looking for someone who can do the work of two men. Female Candidate: Oh, so it's only a Part-Time job? |
A boss forwarded an email to his secretary and asked her to inquire whether it is from his lawyer or tailor. The email reads: SUIT IS READY, TRIAL ON MONDAY!v |
Waiter: I see your glass is empty, would you like another one? Santa: Why would I want two empty? |
Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt? Because deep down they're really good people! |
Women never argue. They just ferociously explain why you're wrong! |