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Upload to Facebook Banta: That missing Malaysian flight is not yet found.
Santa: Had I been on board that flight, my wife would have easily found it in no time! -
Upload to Facebook Got a text from my wife asking me if the speed limit of 70 Km/Hr is applicable if you're driving in reverse.
Now I'm clueless as to what she's up to. Any guess, ladies? -
Upload to Facebook Santa: My wife is like a grill.
Banta: Wow, so hot?
Santa: Yes, but she also roasts me when hot! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: I can't go home at night after partying with friends. My wife stays up & fights with me for being drunk.
Santa: Do what I do. Once I reach home, I just slam the door & shout `Honey, are you awake? I'm in the mood for some action`. She indifferently pretends to be asleep! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: My husband is like Jesus during weekends.
Preeto: That's a great compliment for a husband. Jeeto: It's not a compliment. It's because he disappears on Friday evening and then re-emerges only on Sunday night! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: What do you think about our love?
Girl: Count the stars in the sky.
Boy: Aww... it's infinity!
Girl: Nope. It's just a waste of time! -
Upload to Facebook Girls can finish a novel in a day,
but can't read your message! -
Upload to Facebook Colleague: Can you recommend something for constant headaches?
Santa: Have you tried marriage? -
Upload to Facebook Dear Women,
Men are like roses, you need to watch out for the pricks before you choose one! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Why is 1st April celebrated as Fools Day?
Santa: Because after paying all the taxes up to 31st March, we start working for the government again from 1st April!
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