Teacher: What is the difference between 'Science' and 'Art'? Pappu: There is no medicine for Corona, as of now, that is Science. Hospitals are charging lakhs for the treatment of Corona even though there is no medicine. This is an Art! |
Jeeto: You're a star. Santa: Wow, because I'm awesome? Jeeto: No, it's because I want you to be a million light-years away from me! |
Police Officer: Do you realize how dangerously your car was swerving between the lanes? Santa: Sorry officer, but I'm terribly drunk. Police Officer: But that's not an excuse to let your wife drive! |
My doctor just flirted with me. She said I have a cute appendicitis! |
Women's Day par ek emotional message: Mein ek Beti hu Mein ek Behen hu Mein ek Biwi hu Mein ek Ma bhi hu Par khabardar jo kisi ne Aunty bola toh! Happy Women's Day! |
My wife gifted me chocolates on chocolate day, roses on rose day... . . . . I seriously have high expectations for Women's day today! |
A woman should be two things: Who and what she wants! |
Every man needs a woman when his life is a mess, because just like the game of chess - it's the queen that protects the king! Happy women's day! |
Man: Doctor, my wife is moody all the time, gets angry at me for no reason and never agrees with whatever I say. What could be wrong? Doctor: Everything appears to be normal, so what's your question? |
Women have proved that a courageous and confident woman is much more powerful than an armed woman. A toast to all the brave women on this Women's Day! |