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Upload to Facebook Dentist: You need a crown.
Girl: Finally, someone who understands me! -
Upload to Facebook Girls bring up their boyfriends to get guys to stop flirting with them, guys bring up their girlfriends to indicate that they're not flirting! -
Upload to Facebook The biggest difference between men and women is that men will apologize for something they did in a women's dream! -
Upload to Facebook Santa visited a dentist named Simran. She asked, "Where are you feeling the pain?"
Santa: Jaw Simran Jaw! -
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Upload to Facebook Doctor: How many drinks do you have per week?
Santa: I don't know. I am an alcoholic, not an accountant! -
Upload to Facebook On Jeeto's birthday, Santa asked her, "Can I get you a diamond necklace, for your birthday?"
Jeeto: Nothing would please me more.
So he got her Nothing. Santa will always be grateful to his English teacher! -
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Man: Yes, I have one that's just under two.
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Upload to Facebook You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework.
You can't have both!
~ A Mom
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