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![Teacher: Aaj Ki Online Class Khatam, Kuchh Doubt Ho Toh Puchho?<br/>
Pappu: Beech Mein Jo Chai Dene Aayi Thi, Woh Aapki Beti Thi Kya?]()
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![At Vaccination Centre:</br>
Nurse: Sir Kaun Si Chalegi? Indian, Russian, American?</br>
Santa: Main Soch Raha Tha Pehle Vaccine Lagwa Leta Hun!]()
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![Santa: Hello, is this the helpline for alcoholics?</br>
Lady: Yes sir. How can I help you?</br>
Santa: Can you tell me how to make a Pina Colada?]()
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![My dentist told me `This might hurt a little bit. Are you ready?`</br>
I said, `Yes, I'm ready.`</br>
He said, `I'm sleeping with your wife!`]()
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![India has only one hope.<br/>
Get Rajinikanth to vaccinate Corona!]()
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![Santa: I call my wife Fitbit.<br/>
Banta: Is it because she's health-conscious?<br/>
Santa: No, it's because whenever she sees me sitting idle, she tells me to move around and do something!]()
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Banta: Is it because she's health-conscious?
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![Santa: My boss says that an employee like me is hard to find.<br/>
Banta: Because you're good at your job?<br/>
Santa: No, it's because most of the time I'm in the toilet!]()
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Banta: Because you're good at your job?
Santa: No, it's because most of the time I'm in the toilet! -
![Santa: My wife said that I was wrong about something I told her but I knew I was right. But I kept quiet.<br/>
Banta: Why? You should have told her that she was wrong.<br/>
Santa: I may be right, but I'm definitely not stupid!]()
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Banta: Why? You should have told her that she was wrong.
Santa: I may be right, but I'm definitely not stupid! -
![Santa: My wife drives like lightning.<br/>
Banta: She drives fast?<br/>
Santa: Na, she just hits the trees!]()
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Banta: She drives fast?
Santa: Na, she just hits the trees! -
![Interviewer: We are looking for someone who can do the work of two men.<br/>
Female Candidate: Oh, so it's only a Part-Time job?]()
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Female Candidate: Oh, so it's only a Part-Time job?
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