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![A boss forwarded an email to his secretary and asked her to inquire whether it is from his lawyer or tailor. The email reads:<br/>
SUIT IS READY, TRIAL ON MONDAY!v]()
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SUIT IS READY, TRIAL ON MONDAY!v -
![Waiter: I see your glass is empty, would you like another one?<br/>
Santa: Why would I want two empty?]()
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Santa: Why would I want two empty? -
![Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?<br/>
Because deep down they're really good people!]()
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Because deep down they're really good people! -
![Women never argue. They just ferociously explain why you're wrong!]()
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![Banta: That missing Malaysian flight is not yet found.<br/>
Santa: Had I been on board that flight, my wife would have easily found it in no time!]()
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Santa: Had I been on board that flight, my wife would have easily found it in no time! -
![Got a text from my wife asking me if the speed limit of 70 Km/Hr is applicable if you're driving in reverse.<br/>
Now I'm clueless as to what she's up to. Any guess, ladies?]()
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Now I'm clueless as to what she's up to. Any guess, ladies? -
![Santa: My wife is like a grill.<br/>
Banta: Wow, so hot?<br/>
Santa: Yes, but she also roasts me when hot!]()
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Banta: Wow, so hot?
Santa: Yes, but she also roasts me when hot! -
![Banta: I can't go home at night after partying with friends. My wife stays up & fights with me for being drunk.<br />
Santa: Do what I do. Once I reach home, I just slam the door & shout `Honey, are you awake? I'm in the mood for some action`. She indifferently pretends to be asleep!]()
Upload to Facebook Banta: I can't go home at night after partying with friends. My wife stays up & fights with me for being drunk.
Santa: Do what I do. Once I reach home, I just slam the door & shout `Honey, are you awake? I'm in the mood for some action`. She indifferently pretends to be asleep! -
![Jeeto: My husband is like Jesus during weekends.<br/>
Preeto: That's a great compliment for a husband.
Jeeto: It's not a compliment. It's because he disappears on Friday evening and then re-emerges only on Sunday night!]()
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Preeto: That's a great compliment for a husband. Jeeto: It's not a compliment. It's because he disappears on Friday evening and then re-emerges only on Sunday night! -
![Boy: What do you think about our love?<br/>
Girl: Count the stars in the sky.<br/>
Boy: Aww... it's infinity!<br/>
Girl: Nope. It's just a waste of time!]()
Upload to Facebook Boy: What do you think about our love?
Girl: Count the stars in the sky.
Boy: Aww... it's infinity!
Girl: Nope. It's just a waste of time!
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