Girls can finish a novel in a day, but can't read your message! |
Colleague: Can you recommend something for constant headaches? Santa: Have you tried marriage? |
Dear Women, Men are like roses, you need to watch out for the pricks before you choose one! |
Pappu: Why is 1st April celebrated as Fools Day? Santa: Because after paying all the taxes up to 31st March, we start working for the government again from 1st April! |
Teacher: What is the difference between 'Science' and 'Art'? Pappu: There is no medicine for Corona, as of now, that is Science. Hospitals are charging lakhs for the treatment of Corona even though there is no medicine. This is an Art! |
Jeeto: You're a star. Santa: Wow, because I'm awesome? Jeeto: No, it's because I want you to be a million light-years away from me! |
Police Officer: Do you realize how dangerously your car was swerving between the lanes? Santa: Sorry officer, but I'm terribly drunk. Police Officer: But that's not an excuse to let your wife drive! |
My doctor just flirted with me. She said I have a cute appendicitis! |
Women's Day par ek emotional message: Mein ek Beti hu Mein ek Behen hu Mein ek Biwi hu Mein ek Ma bhi hu Par khabardar jo kisi ne Aunty bola toh! Happy Women's Day! |
My wife gifted me chocolates on chocolate day, roses on rose day... . . . . I seriously have high expectations for Women's day today! |