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Upload to Facebook Banta: My wife isn't talking to me since 2 days, what to do?
Santa: Just enjoy! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: Kaun Sa Mobile Hai Tumhare Pass?
Boy: One Plus Five
Girl: Six... Ab Batao Kaun Sa Mobile Hai Tumhare Paas? -
Upload to Facebook Girls be like:
Ladka Samjhdar Hona Chahiye, Pagal Main Khud Kar Dungi! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: I love Iron Man.
Boy (trying to impress her): Ghar Mein Sabke Kapde Mein hi Press Karta Hun! -
Upload to Facebook Doctor: Do you smoke?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Alcohol?
Patient: Yes, every day.
Doctor: Exercise?
Patient: Never.
Doctor: Women?
Patient: Plenty.
Doctor: Can we be friends? -
Upload to Facebook Pappu to the shopkeeper: Printer Ka Paper Dena.
Shopkeeper: A4?
Pappu: A for Apple. Tu Paper De Na Yaar! -
Upload to Facebook A girl's group message with her best friends holds more secrets than any 'National Secret Agency'! -
Upload to Facebook NIKE was found by Men, so its tagline says, "Just do it!"
If "Nike" had been founded by a Woman, its tagline would have been...
"Just do it... if you want to... I don't want to force you... It's your life... anyway you don't listen to me... Do What You Want To Do... Why don't you ask your mother... Who am I to say anything... But it has to happen and you have to do it!" -
Upload to Facebook Girl: Why don't you go to a gym?
Boy: Why should I go?
Girl: Because when I put your name as password, it says password not strong enough! -
Upload to Facebook After having severe stomach pain, a girl visited the doctor's clinic.
Doctor: What did you have for lunch?
Girl: I ate hamburger, french fries, a corn pizza and had a coke.
Doctor: Instagram Nahi Hai Yeh, Sach Mein Kya Khaya Tha Woh Batao?
Girl: Tinde Ki Sabzi Aur Roti!
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