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Upload to Facebook Santa: As a young boy, I always had my nose in a book.
Jeeto: So you were studious.
Santa: No. Actually, we couldn't afford tissues! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Who is better, wife or sister?
Santa's heart touching answer: Wife's sister! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Dad, What it's like to be married?
Santa: Just leave me alone.
While Pappu leaving the room.
Santa: Why are you ignoring me?
Pappu: You just asked me to leave you alone.
Santa: That's how it feels! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: The alphabet has 21 letters right?
Girl: No there's 26
Boy: Oh yeah, I forgot u r a q t! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: What is a Barometer?
Pappu: It's the distance between Bar & National Highway measured in meters! -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: I want a Tank.
Pappu: Well then, why don't you get one?
Bunty: Because it costs a lot of money. I don't have that kind of money.
Pappu: Why don't you use your credit card?
Bunty: How am I going to pay the credit card company? They'll come after me.
Pappu: Don't be silly. You have a Tank! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: I love someone, I want to marry her.
Santa: She likes you too?
Pappu: Yes.
Santa: Jis Ladki Ki Pasand Aisi Hai Usse Main Apni Bahu Nahi Bana Sakta! -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: How's your new girlfriend?
Pappu: She said that she wanted to walk down the aisle.
Bunty: What did you do?
Pappu: I sent her for grocery shopping! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: I've finally decided to do something about my weight.
Banta: What will you do?
Santa: Lie! -
Upload to Facebook A girl bought 10 pairs of clothes.
"Ye To 6 Months Bhi Nahi Chalenge."
A boy bought 4 t-shirts and 2 jeans.
"Bas Ab Agle Janam Mein Kapde Lunga!"
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