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Upload to Facebook Santa: Behen Ki Shaadi Hai Aur Cards Bhi Nahi Baatein Ab Tak.
Pappu: Main Baant Deta Hun, Ek Baar Shuffle Kar Ke De Do! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: My friend recently filed a defamation case against the maternity home where his son was just born.
Banta: But why?
Santa: After the birth of the boy, the nurse said, "Congratulations! Baba Hua Hai"!
#RamRahim -
Upload to Facebook Santa: I've been married for twenty years and I'm still in love with the same woman.
Banta: Your wife is a very lucky woman.
Santa: Lucky, my foot. If she ever finds out, she'll kill me! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: My wife can't stop eating chips. It really harms me.
Banta: So what's the harm to you?
Santa: It makes her a liability at the casino! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Media saluted Mumbai's spirit but ignored Bihar's floods.
Santa: Probably because Bihar has banned all types of spirits! -
Upload to Facebook Difference between boys and girls:
Boy: Stuck in traffic.
Friend: Tu Kaha Geya Tha Saale, Berozgaar?
Girl: Stuck in traffic.
Friend: Stay safe don't panic. Main Pahunchta Hun Vahan, Kuchh Na Kuchh Kar Ke! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: I want you to toast some bread for me.
Santa raised his wine glass and said, "To bread"! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: My girlfriend just saved me a lot of money.
Bunty: How?
Pappu: She married someone else! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Hi, Kya Naam Hai Tumhara?
Girl: Khushi
Pappu: Kahan Rehti Ho?
Girl: Yahi Pichhli Gali Mein Ghar Hai.
Pappu: Ghar? Par Maine Toh Suna Hai Ki Khushi Ka Koi Thikana Nahi Hota! -
Upload to Facebook Santa calls on customer care.
Santa: Hello
Executive: Ji Main Aarti Bol Rahi Hun.
Santa: Aarti Baad Mein Sunana Pehle, Meri Problem Toh Solve Kar Do!
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