Upload to Facebook | Pappu went to a book store. Pappu: Mia Khalifa Nude Edition Dena. Store Keeper: Mia Khalifa... Tum Toh Sanat Ji Ke Bete Ho Na? Pappu: Arre Mia Khali Lifafa Do Jaldi! |
Upload to Facebook | While traveling in a train. Stranger: You're so fit. Pappu: Thank You, Uncle Lekin Bata Deta Hun Main Upar Wali Berth Pe Nahi Sounga Meri Neeche Wali Seat Hai! |
Upload to Facebook | Banta: Can you define Mother-in-Law? Santa: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers! |
Upload to Facebook | In the middle of a trial, the judge asks the defendant: "You didn't bring your lawyer today?" Defendant: No, your honour. I've decided to tell the truth! |
Upload to Facebook | Teacher: I told you to stand at the end of the line. Pappu: I tried, but somebody was already there! |
Upload to Facebook | A cop spotted a blonde driving and knitting at the same time. Cop: Pull over! Blonde: No, it's a scarf! |
Upload to Facebook | Banta: Does the water always come through the roof like that? Santa: No, only when it rains! |
Upload to Facebook | Banta: Why is it called 'Gross' salary? Santa: You should see my salary to know why they call it 'Gross' salary! |
Upload to Facebook | Jeeto: I'm looking forward to my fortieth birthday. Santa: But you're looking in the wrong direction. |
Upload to Facebook | Pappu: I need a doctor's appointment. Receptionist: OK, how about 10 tomorrow? Pappu: Are you crazy? I don't need that many! |
