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Upload to Facebook Pappu went to a book store.
Pappu: Mia Khalifa Nude Edition Dena.
Store Keeper: Mia Khalifa... Tum Toh Sanat Ji Ke Bete Ho Na?
Pappu: Arre Mia Khali Lifafa Do Jaldi! -
Upload to Facebook While traveling in a train.
Stranger: You're so fit.
Pappu: Thank You, Uncle Lekin Bata Deta Hun Main Upar Wali Berth Pe Nahi Sounga Meri Neeche Wali Seat Hai! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Can you define Mother-in-Law?
Santa: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers! -
Upload to Facebook In the middle of a trial, the judge asks the defendant:
"You didn't bring your lawyer today?"
Defendant: No, your honour. I've decided to tell the truth! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: I told you to stand at the end of the line.
Pappu: I tried, but somebody was already there! -
Upload to Facebook A cop spotted a blonde driving and knitting at the same time.
Cop: Pull over!
Blonde: No, it's a scarf! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Does the water always come through the roof like that?
Santa: No, only when it rains! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Why is it called 'Gross' salary?
Santa: You should see my salary to know why they call it 'Gross' salary! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: I'm looking forward to my fortieth birthday.
Santa: But you're looking in the wrong direction. -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: I need a doctor's appointment.
Receptionist: OK, how about 10 tomorrow?
Pappu: Are you crazy? I don't need that many!
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