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Shahrukh Khan - I love walking in the fog so that nobody can see me smoking.
Santa - I love walking in any season because petrol is now ₹82 per litre! -
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Santa: Kaun Si Badi Baat Hai Ji, Kaun si Badi Baat Hai? Kaafi Log Daaru Peete Peete Angreji Seekh Gaye! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: What does a woman make best for dinner?
Santa: Reservations! -
Upload to Facebook Girlfriend: I want a job where I can start at the top.
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Upload to Facebook Banta: Tum Ne iPhoneX Liya Hai?
Santa: Nahi... Jis Se Baat Karni Hoti Hai, Uber Leke Uske Ghar Chala Jata Hun, Baat Kar Aata Hun, Sasta Padta Hai! -
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Salesgirl: ₹102000/- Sir. How would you like to pay? By cash or by card?
Pappu: Do you accept kidneys? -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Ever since I gifted my girlfriend new iPhone X, I get no late night calls.
Bunty: Why?
Pappu: Kyonki Bina Makeup Woh Khud Ko Nahi Pehchan Pati Toh Phone Kya Pechanega! -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: Yaar GST Ka Koi Fayda Nahi.
Pappu: Woh Kyon?
Bunty: Kya Milta Hai GST Mein?
Pappu: Abbe iPhone X Ke GST Mein, Vivo Mil Sakta Hai! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Do you know why girls love to go Goa?
Banta: Why?
Santa: Because they love beaching around! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: My doctor advised me to give up playing the drums.
Banta: That seems to be a weird advice coming from a doctor.
Santa: Actually he lives in the apartment below!
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