Upload to Facebook | Charlie Chaplin - I love walking in the rain so that nobody can see my tears. Shahrukh Khan - I love walking in the fog so that nobody can see me smoking. Santa - I love walking in any season because petrol is now ₹82 per litre! |
Upload to Facebook | Banta: Modi Ji Ne Kaha, Unhone Chaai Bechte Bechte Hindi Seekh Li. Santa: Kaun Si Badi Baat Hai Ji, Kaun si Badi Baat Hai? Kaafi Log Daaru Peete Peete Angreji Seekh Gaye! |
Upload to Facebook | Banta: What does a woman make best for dinner? Santa: Reservations! |
Upload to Facebook | Girlfriend: I want a job where I can start at the top. Boyfriend: Then you can start with 'Grave Digging'! |
Upload to Facebook | Banta: Tum Ne iPhoneX Liya Hai? Santa: Nahi... Jis Se Baat Karni Hoti Hai, Uber Leke Uske Ghar Chala Jata Hun, Baat Kar Aata Hun, Sasta Padta Hai! |
Upload to Facebook | Pappu: What is the price for iPhoneX? Salesgirl: ₹102000/- Sir. How would you like to pay? By cash or by card? Pappu: Do you accept kidneys? |
Upload to Facebook | Pappu: Ever since I gifted my girlfriend new iPhone X, I get no late night calls. Bunty: Why? Pappu: Kyonki Bina Makeup Woh Khud Ko Nahi Pehchan Pati Toh Phone Kya Pechanega! |
Upload to Facebook | Bunty: Yaar GST Ka Koi Fayda Nahi. Pappu: Woh Kyon? Bunty: Kya Milta Hai GST Mein? Pappu: Abbe iPhone X Ke GST Mein, Vivo Mil Sakta Hai! |
Upload to Facebook | Santa: Do you know why girls love to go Goa? Banta: Why? Santa: Because they love beaching around! |
Upload to Facebook | Santa: My doctor advised me to give up playing the drums. Banta: That seems to be a weird advice coming from a doctor. Santa: Actually he lives in the apartment below! |
