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Upload to Facebook Santa while staying in a hotel phoned room service for some pepper.
Attendant: Black pepper or white pepper?
Santa: No, Toilet paper! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: If I have a gun in 1 hand and a kidney in other, then how many guns do I have?
Banta: One.
Santa: Two, Kyonki Mere Ek Haath Mein Gun Hai Aur Doosre Hath Mein Ek 'Organ' Hai! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Why don't politicians like Golf?
Santa: Because it's too much like their work: trapped in one bad lie after another! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: You know I got a raise?
Bunty: How?
Pappu: I asked for it and got one from my boss' eyebrows! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: I love you. Please give me a kiss.
Girl: Dun Kaan Ke Peeche.
Boy: OK! Dukaan Ke Peeche Milte Hain! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Why did Sita go to the jungle with Ram?
Pappu: If you have 3 mother-in-laws in the house, then jungle is a better place to be in! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Do you have any sibling?
Village Girl: Haan Hamare Ghar Ke Aangan Mein Shiv Ji Ka Bada Sa Shivling Hai! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: What is the difference between Egypt and Nepal?
Santa: Nepal Bahaduron Ka Desh Hai;
Aur Egypt Cairo Ka! -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: Line De Rahi Hai... Ja Usse Date Ke Bare Mein Puchh.
Pappu: Behen Ji, Aaj Date Kya Hai? -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Why don't Aggarwals play Hockey or Football?
Santa: Because the moment they get a 'Corner', they open a 'Sweet Shop'!
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