Upload to Facebook | Santa while staying in a hotel phoned room service for some pepper. Attendant: Black pepper or white pepper? Santa: No, Toilet paper! |
Upload to Facebook | Santa: If I have a gun in 1 hand and a kidney in other, then how many guns do I have? Banta: One. Santa: Two, Kyonki Mere Ek Haath Mein Gun Hai Aur Doosre Hath Mein Ek 'Organ' Hai! |
Upload to Facebook | Banta: Why don't politicians like Golf? Santa: Because it's too much like their work: trapped in one bad lie after another! |
Upload to Facebook | Pappu: You know I got a raise? Bunty: How? Pappu: I asked for it and got one from my boss' eyebrows! |
Upload to Facebook | Boy: I love you. Please give me a kiss. Girl: Dun Kaan Ke Peeche. Boy: OK! Dukaan Ke Peeche Milte Hain! |
Upload to Facebook | Teacher: Why did Sita go to the jungle with Ram? Pappu: If you have 3 mother-in-laws in the house, then jungle is a better place to be in! |
Upload to Facebook | Pappu: Do you have any sibling? Village Girl: Haan Hamare Ghar Ke Aangan Mein Shiv Ji Ka Bada Sa Shivling Hai! |
Upload to Facebook | Banta: What is the difference between Egypt and Nepal? Santa: Nepal Bahaduron Ka Desh Hai; Aur Egypt Cairo Ka! |
Upload to Facebook | Bunty: Line De Rahi Hai... Ja Usse Date Ke Bare Mein Puchh. Pappu: Behen Ji, Aaj Date Kya Hai? |
Upload to Facebook | Banta: Why don't Aggarwals play Hockey or Football? Santa: Because the moment they get a 'Corner', they open a 'Sweet Shop'! |
