Upload to Facebook | Bunty: I got a new guitar tattoo. Pappu: Agar Khujli Karega Toh Bajega Kya? |
Upload to Facebook | Girl: Breakup hurts the most. Boy: Kabhi Exam Mein Paper Likhte Waqt Time Kam Padne Ka Gham Hua Hai! |
Upload to Facebook | Bunty: Hello Bhai, Kya Haal Hai? Pappu: Mast Bhai, Tu Suna. Bunty: Yaar Ek Kaam Tha... Pappu: Haan Toh Karle, Baad Mein Baat Karenge! |
Upload to Facebook | Chai Wala: Chai Mein Adrak Daal Du? Santa: Haan Chai Wala: Elaichi? Santa: Haan Chai Wala: Laung? Santa: Yaar Itni Mehnat Kar Raha Hai Toh Chicken Hi Bana Le! |
Upload to Facebook | Teacher: If you had one rupee and you asked your father for another, how many rupees would you have? Pappu: One rupee. Teacher: You don't know your arithmetic. Pappu: You don't know my father! |
Upload to Facebook | Santa: A burger and a sandwich race each other. Banta: Who wins? Santa: The burger, because it's fast food! |
Upload to Facebook | Teacher: How many letters are there in English alphabets? Pappu: 23 without GST, 26 with GST! |
Upload to Facebook | Teacher: Tell me the saddest story of your life? Pappu: Well it all started when I took admission in this school! |
Upload to Facebook | Santa: What happened? Banta: I got constipation. Santa: Did you link your a** with Aadhar? Banta: NO. Santa: That's why. Anything not linked is getting blocked! |
Upload to Facebook | Civilized women don't kill each other with guns. They do it with vacation pics on Instagram and Facebook! |
