Upload to Facebook | Banta: Why do you like green tea so much? Santa: Green tea is a good anti-oxidant. It helps to digest 'Cholle Bhature' and 'Lassi'! |
Upload to Facebook | When she says, "Let me think about it." There is 99.9% chance that she has already arrived at 'No'! |
Upload to Facebook | Santa was staying in a hotel before he went to bed, he phoned down to reception. "Hi, this is room 319. Can I have a wake-up call, please?" Receptionist: Yes Sir... you're in your 50s, overweight and balding, and have achieved nothing in life! |
Upload to Facebook | Pappu: Hey Dad, I'm cold. Santa: Go into the corner. Pappu: But why? Santa: Because It's 90 degrees! |
Upload to Facebook | Banta: Why is Men's Day not popular as Women's Day? Santa: Because we can't celebrate man's achievement in a single day! |
Upload to Facebook | At a wedding function: Aunty: Aur Beta Aage Ka Kya Socha Hai, Kaun Sa Course Lena Hai? Pappu: Ji Bas Ab Main Course! |
Upload to Facebook | Banta: What should you give a man who has everything? Santa: A woman to show him how to work it! |
Upload to Facebook | A coworker walks up to Santa's desk: Is that your daughter? Santa: No, that's a picture of her! |
Upload to Facebook | Girls cry when they are angry because they know it's illegal to murder you! |
Upload to Facebook | Banta: Why is your arm in a sling? Santa: Oh nothing much. Took an Indigo yesterday, just an airline fracture! |
