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Upload to Facebook Banta: Why do you like green tea so much?
Santa: Green tea is a good anti-oxidant. It helps to digest 'Cholle Bhature' and 'Lassi'! -
Upload to Facebook When she says, "Let me think about it."
There is 99.9% chance that she has already arrived at 'No'! -
Upload to Facebook Santa was staying in a hotel before he went to bed, he phoned down to reception.
"Hi, this is room 319. Can I have a wake-up call, please?"
Receptionist: Yes Sir... you're in your 50s, overweight and balding, and have achieved nothing in life! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Hey Dad, I'm cold.
Santa: Go into the corner.
Pappu: But why?
Santa: Because It's 90 degrees! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Why is Men's Day not popular as Women's Day?
Santa: Because we can't celebrate man's achievement in a single day! -
Upload to Facebook At a wedding function:
Aunty: Aur Beta Aage Ka Kya Socha Hai, Kaun Sa Course Lena Hai?
Pappu: Ji Bas Ab Main Course! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: What should you give a man who has everything?
Santa: A woman to show him how to work it! -
Upload to Facebook A coworker walks up to Santa's desk: Is that your daughter?
Santa: No, that's a picture of her! -
Upload to Facebook Girls cry when they are angry because they know it's illegal to murder you! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Why is your arm in a sling?
Santa: Oh nothing much. Took an Indigo yesterday, just an airline fracture!
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