Upload to Facebook | Boy: Kya Ab Hum Iss Dosti Ko Rishtedari Mein Badal Lein? Girl: Haan! Aaj Se Tu Mera Sirf Dost Nahi... Mera Bhai Bhi Hai! |
Upload to Facebook | Bunty: Why is Thor's brother so relaxed all the time? Pappu: I don't know... he's just 'low-key'! |
Upload to Facebook | Teacher: Today's homework is to read pages from 15-25. Pappu: Yaay! There's no homework today! |
Upload to Facebook | Girlfriend: What are those four words that you never want to hear? Pappu: There is no food! |
Upload to Facebook | Banta: Why most of the archeologists are females? Santa: Because they love digging up the best! |
Upload to Facebook | Boy: Goodnight! Girlfriend: Only good night? Aren't you forgetting something? Boy: Oh Yeah! Don't forget to link your Aadhar to everything you have! |
Upload to Facebook | Girl: I like people who don't fear death. Boy (Trying to impress her): I have booked tickets for Padmavati! |
Upload to Facebook | Pappu: Dad, I am not able to find the WiFi printer anymore. Santa: I renamed it to Bob Marley. Pappu: Why Bob Marley? Santa: Because it's always jammin! |
Upload to Facebook | Judge: What do you call a lawyer, who doesn't know the law? Lawyer: A judge! |
Upload to Facebook | Bunty: How is your crush? Pappu: No more. Bunty: What happened? Pappu: Nothing, she replied to my Hi now! Bunty: She doesn't deserve you, bro! |
