Upload to Facebook | Banta: Which country's capital is the fastest growing? Santa: Ireland. Banta: How? Santa: Every year, it's Dublin! |
Upload to Facebook | Women drivers are like stars in the sky. You can see them but... . . . . . . they can't see you! |
Upload to Facebook | Santa: What did you learn today? Pappu: That, Maths is 90% natural ability and 50% hard work! |
Upload to Facebook | Men greet by abusing each other... they really don't mean it. Women greet by complementing each other... they also really don't mean it either! |
Upload to Facebook | Santa in other countries: Ho Ho Ho... Santa in India: Oh Ho Ho Ho... Oh Ho Ho Ho... Ishq Tera Tadpawe! |
Upload to Facebook | At a restaurant: Waiter: Sir Kya Lenge Aap? Pappu: Coffee Waiter: Aur Madam? Girlfriend: Sab Badhiya Aap Batao! |
Upload to Facebook | Banta: What do you call a person who is happy on Monday? Santa: Retired! |
Upload to Facebook | On a Date: Pappu: Black coffee for two. Girlfriend: Mujhe Pink Wali Chahiye. Pappu: Ek Hi De Do, Yeh Mere Saath Nahi Hai! |
Upload to Facebook | Girlfriend: Jaanu Apni Ye Diamond Ring Mujhe De Do. Boyfriend: Kyon Honey? Girlfriend: Main Roz Ise Dekhakar Tumhein Yaad Karungi. Boyfriend: Yaad Toh Tum Mujhe Vaise Bhi Karogi. Girlfriend: Woh Kaise? Boyfriend: Yeh Sochkar Ki Boyfriend Se Diamond Ring Maangi Thi Aur Usne Nahin Di! |
Upload to Facebook | Boy: Hey, sexy! What is a cute girl like you doing in a corner alone? Girl: I came here to fart! |
