Upload to Facebook | After his Holy Trip to Jerusalem, Santa was caught by customs for carrying liquor. Customs: Sir, what is in the bag? Santa: Holy water from Jerusalem. Customs (after smelling & tasting): Don't lie sir. It's wine. Santa: O Jesus, One more miracle! |
Upload to Facebook | Pappu: Bhai, New Year Ka Plan Kya Hai? Bunty: Koi Plan Nahi Hai... Kyon? Pappu: Kuch Nahi Bas Cancel Karna Tha! |
Upload to Facebook | Girl: How was the first date? Boy: Well, we skipped falling in love, getting married, disillusioned and went straight to hating each other! |
Upload to Facebook | Pappu: Dad, I want a new tab. Santa: Then press Ctrl+T |
Upload to Facebook | Ladies never make mistakes... They date them! |
Upload to Facebook | At Starbucks: Santa: Coffee Kitne Ki Hai? Attendant: Sir ₹ 200. Santa: And Sugar? Attendant: Sir sugar is free. Santa: OK! Toh 5 Kilo Sugar De Do! |
Upload to Facebook | Pappu to his mom: I am glad you named me Pappu. Jeeto: Why? Pappu: Because that's what all the kids at school call me! |
Upload to Facebook | Santa in extreme pain, "How much to have a tooth pulled?" Dentist: Rs 1200. Santa: 1200 bucks for a few minutes job? Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like! |
Upload to Facebook | How to lie to a woman? Never mind, she already knows the truth! |
Upload to Facebook | Santa saw Pappu with his girlfriend. Santa: Tumhein Yeh Sab Cheezein Shobha Deti Hai? Pappu: Are Papa, Uska Naam Shobha Nahi, Priya Hai! |
