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Upload to Facebook After his Holy Trip to Jerusalem, Santa was caught by customs for carrying liquor.
Customs: Sir, what is in the bag?
Santa: Holy water from Jerusalem.
Customs (after smelling & tasting): Don't lie sir. It's wine.
Santa: O Jesus, One more miracle! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Bhai, New Year Ka Plan Kya Hai?
Bunty: Koi Plan Nahi Hai... Kyon?
Pappu: Kuch Nahi Bas Cancel Karna Tha! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: How was the first date?
Boy: Well, we skipped falling in love, getting married, disillusioned and went straight to hating each other! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Dad, I want a new tab.
Santa: Then press Ctrl+T -
Upload to Facebook Ladies never make mistakes...
They date them! -
Upload to Facebook At Starbucks:
Santa: Coffee Kitne Ki Hai?
Attendant: Sir ₹ 200.
Santa: And Sugar?
Attendant: Sir sugar is free.
Santa: OK! Toh 5 Kilo Sugar De Do! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu to his mom: I am glad you named me Pappu.
Jeeto: Why?
Pappu: Because that's what all the kids at school call me! -
Upload to Facebook Santa in extreme pain, "How much to have a tooth pulled?"
Dentist: Rs 1200.
Santa: 1200 bucks for a few minutes job?
Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like! -
Upload to Facebook How to lie to a woman?
Never mind, she already knows the truth! -
Upload to Facebook Santa saw Pappu with his girlfriend.
Santa: Tumhein Yeh Sab Cheezein Shobha Deti Hai?
Pappu: Are Papa, Uska Naam Shobha Nahi, Priya Hai!
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