Upload to Facebook | Bunty: What do you think you'll be getting for Valentines' Day? Pappu: Some forwarded messages! |
Upload to Facebook | Maths teacher to Pappu, If you have Rs. 1000/- in one pocket & Rs. 1000/- in another pocket, what would you think? Pappu: Main Kite Apne Piyo Di Pant Ta Nahi Paa Layi? |
Upload to Facebook | Though girls can't find their keys in their purse; but just give them WiFi, they'll find the name, address and blood type of a girl you held hands with in 2nd grade! |
Upload to Facebook | Women have three sides: 1. The quiet side 2. The fun and crazy side 3. The side nobody wants to see |
Upload to Facebook | Bunty: Why does one get great ideas come when one is in the toilet? Pappu: Because 'shit' is out of one's system! |
Upload to Facebook | Uncle: College Jaate Ho Beta. Pappu: Nahi. Uncle: Oh Toh School Mein Ho? Pappu: Nahi, College Mein Hun. Uncle: Maine Bhi Wahi Pucha. Pappu: Uncle, College Mein Hun Lekin Jaata Nahi Hun! |
Upload to Facebook | Pappu: Dad, how do I look? Santa: With your eyes, son! |
Upload to Facebook | Interviewer: What's your strength? Pappu: I wake-up before the alarm. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Pappu: Turning off the alarm and sleeping again! |
Upload to Facebook | Mom: Where did you hide the Nutella? Pappu: I'm nutelling you! |
Upload to Facebook | Girlfriend: How much do you love me? Pappu: I thought there'd be no Maths involved! |
