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Upload to Facebook Teacher: What do you call mosquitoes in your language?
Pappu: We don't call them, they come on their own! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Who was Jawaharlal Nehru?
Pappu: He was India's first Prime Minister who didn't allow India's 16th PM to work for four years! -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: Do you know Newton's second law?
Pappu: I'm a Science student, not a law student! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: I Love You
Girl: I need some time and distance.
Boy: Kyon Velocity Nikalni Hai? -
Upload to Facebook Chai Wala: Chai Mein Adrak Daal Dun?
Santa: Haan!
Chai Wala: Elaichi?
Santa: Haan!
Chai Wala: Laung?
Santa: Haan, Agar Inni Mehnat Ki Kar Reha Hain Te Phir Chicken Hi Bana Lai!SantaBanta / Pinglish / Funny -
Upload to Facebook Boy: What can I do to uplift your mood?
Girl: Can you switch off your mobile?
Boy: Do you want to break-up with me? -
Upload to Facebook A boy sent a text to her girlfriend: Hey.
Girl: Hey?
Boy: I can't sleep.
Girl: But I can... Good Night! -
Upload to Facebook I wish girls had more talents but sadly they only have one and that is crying! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: Hey babe why are you not talking to me?
Boy: Sorry I was at a funeral.
Girl: Who died?
Boy: My feelings for you! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: What is Anesthesia?
Pappu: 2 Amritsari Kulche with Thandi Lassi!
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