Teacher: What do you call mosquitoes in your language? Pappu: We don't call them, they come on their own! |
Teacher: Who was Jawaharlal Nehru? Pappu: He was India's first Prime Minister who didn't allow India's 16th PM to work for four years! |
Bunty: Do you know Newton's second law? Pappu: I'm a Science student, not a law student! |
Boy: I Love You Girl: I need some time and distance. Boy: Kyon Velocity Nikalni Hai? |
Chai Wala: Chai Mein Adrak Daal Dun? Santa: Haan! Chai Wala: Elaichi? Santa: Haan! Chai Wala: Laung? Santa: Haan, Agar Inni Mehnat Ki Kar Reha Hain Te Phir Chicken Hi Bana Lai! |
Boy: What can I do to uplift your mood? Girl: Can you switch off your mobile? Boy: Do you want to break-up with me? |
A boy sent a text to her girlfriend: Hey. Girl: Hey? Boy: I can't sleep. Girl: But I can... Good Night! |
I wish girls had more talents but sadly they only have one and that is crying! |
Girl: Hey babe why are you not talking to me? Boy: Sorry I was at a funeral. Girl: Who died? Boy: My feelings for you! |
Teacher: What is Anesthesia? Pappu: 2 Amritsari Kulche with Thandi Lassi! |